If I was YOUR celebrant

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If I was YOUR celebrant …………I could marry you in a boat.
And I could marry you in a moat…
And I could marry you in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
I could marry you on one knee.
I could marry you in a box.
And I could marry you on some rocks.
And I could marry you in a house.
And I could marry you with a mouse.
And I could marry you here and there.
Say! I could marry you ANYWHERE!

(With thanks and apologies to Dr Seuss)